I am currently sitting in a summer bible class, being forced to listen to a belief on homosexuality that I do not agree with. Because homosexuality, as they say, is a sin.

And I’m talking to my lovely girlfriend.

I’m sorry, I didn’t know loving her was a sin. I didn’t know that a “love-based” religion preached love as a sin.

Well, I suppose I’m a sinner.

s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d:

aries0:

Happy 6 months, my beautiful girl. You are so precious to me, and I pray the next 6 months will only serve to inflame my love for you even more. I love you, Haley.

I wasn’t expecting it, you’re right… That… Ariel, I can’t- I love you. Happy six months to you as well.

Ah, you beautiful girl.

Happy 6 months, my beautiful girl. You are so precious to me, and I pray the next 6 months will only serve to inflame my love for you even more. I love you, Haley.

s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d asked: Oh yeah, she'll literally have fun with me on the staircase. *Winks*

Oh my god.

eli-the-execrated asked: Have fun living on a staircase with hedgehogs then 😼

Correction: I will most certainly have fun on my staircase with hedgehogs and Haley :)

s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d:

aries0:

s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d:

It literally takes one second of you crossing my mind to make my heart skip, and just the thought of you lying beside me to stop it completely.

I am. I’m holding your hand, hugging you close to me and you will know that you’re not alone, that my breath flows through my lungs and my blood through my veins only for you. I’m with you always.

…you really know how to make everything seem okay. Fuck, I love you.

No, I just love you and that brings peace to us both.

eli-the-execrated asked: What's next door to a white room? ANOTHER WHITE ROOM. Have fun in there.

Hardly. Next door to this white room is a hallway, and a staircase leading to fresh air.

s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d:

It literally takes one second of you crossing my mind to make my heart skip, and just the thought of you lying beside me to stop it completely.

I am. I’m holding your hand, hugging you close to me and you will know that you’re not alone, that my breath flows through my lungs and my blood through my veins only for you. I’m with you always.

eli-the-execrated asked: There aren't any houses really "next door" to the White House so you guys will have to ask permission before building your home

We have enough lunatics running our government already. By White House I think you mean white room and straight jacket.

eli-the-execrated asked: Excellent!

So we decided that you’re gonna be the creepy cat man that lives next door to us.